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Re: pornowriter



 Dr. B0z0 elucidated:

 GVE| Pardon me? FlameStation is not a braindead "Randomizer".

But the people one uses this fine product on sometimes are.  :)

    | the operator. This technology has been independently developed by
    | Dr.Dr.Dr.Balonee who also invented 1-speaker 3D
    | surround sound. (The speaker is looping around your head.)

In the next RatSlack catalog, the Optimud Home Uni3 System (wired
40-9031, infrared 40-9035) and the Optimud Car Uni3 System (14-2710).
It's gonna be a big seller, and also a big return item since you can't
see out of the speaker "halo", it weighs 15#, and it costs 175% what
Dr^3 Balonee's surround sound system (and 325% of what Asian manufact-
ering giant BFD makes, seen at flea marts) costs.

 GVE| FlameStation's artifical stupidity has been approved by major
    | reknown capacities such as Dr. Joe Clone, Dr. Brian Hammack, Prof.
    | Hubbard, and Bill Clinton's cat.

And it refreshes, too, without all that aftertaste!

                                                    << dr.mushroom >>

 * 2qwk! 2.03 * "Joel who?" -- Crow  (Entertainment Weekly, 12/3/93)
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