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Re: I am a dog. Pet me.



ROTF! That's great. I hope you don't mind if I use it occasionally

In article <295373570-960803094100@rook.wa.com>, brian.hammack@rook.wa.com
(Brian Hammack) wrote:

>  Some wanker left this scat under Dr. Tom's name:
> 
>  CC| Like I was saying, I think all you Apple II owners are ass-holes,
>    | imbeciles, losers. That's right. You can ALL suck my dick. I am
>    | god. You are inferior to me. I can say and do whatever I want. Go
>    | fuck yourself, you Apple II weenies.
> 
> +------------------------------------------------------------------------+
> |                    STANDARD FLAMAGE REPLY FORM (tm)                    |
> |                                                                        |
> |I have read your recent post to CSA2.I regret that due to a genuine lack|
> |of desire, I am unable to respond to your posting directly.  However, I |
> |would like to advise you that I believe that your posting:              |
> |                                                                        |
> |[x] contains an unacceptable       [x] logic                            |
> |    number of errors in:           [x] fact                             |
> |                                   [ ] spelling/grammar                 |
> |                                                                        |
> |[x] is uninteresting because it:   [ ] contains hackneyed expressions   |
> |                                   [x] contains outright stupidities    |
> |                                   [ ] is inherently self-contradictory |
> |                                   [x] reflects inadequate intellectual |
> |                                       development and maturity         |
> |                                   [ ] reiterates points made better by |
> |                                       others                           |
> |                                                                        |
> |[x] reflects serious misunder-     [ ] basic human nature               |
> |    standings concerning:          [x] my interest in your thoughts     |
> |                                                                        |
> |[x] is an unjustified, unprovoked, and thoughtless flame-bait.          |
> +------------------------------------------------------------------------+
> 
> (Alright, so I modified it a bit to reflect a public post instead of
> private email.  Hope this was formatted okay on your screens.)
> 
>  * 2qwk! 2.03 * Brought to you by the letters S and H and the number 2.
> --                                                                   -- 
> yet another annoying post by brian.hammack@rook.wa.com -- deal with it.