Flamestation Limited Edition

[guenter@student.uni-kl.de (Marvin)]

Dear Henrik Gudat

I have heard rumors that the Flamestation software is going to appear soon
in a 'Bill Gates' Edition. I have heard that it should have six
different modules:

Database:
This limited edition has a vast database of PC hardware failures and
Windows bugs which can be used to create really terrifying flames!!!

Wordprocessing:
Allows you easily to cut and paste from other IBM user's flames into your
own. You can work with up to 100 flames at the same time!

Spreadsheets:
Flamestation - Limited edition allows spreadsheet calculation, too and draws
charts of Bill Gates' recent profits. Flames can easily pasted within these.

Graphics:
A large library of different system crashes in VGA created on real pentiums
can be reviewed and flamed easily. This module needs a Second Sight card.

Printing:
All flames can be printed out in color to be included in newsletters and
computer magazines. Very convenient.

Telecommunication:
Furthermore, it comes with e-mail adresses of the whole Microsoft staff and
a nice broadcasting subroutine which allows you to send your best flames to
everyone of them - all with a single mouseclick.

Where can I buy a copy of that? I would pay all what you want for one!!!

                           Thanks in advance,     Marvin