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Re: Filth



Christopher A. Shepherd (belgo@winternet.com) wrote:

> No way dude... I mean, the Haywoodisms are cool, and Moria is my
> lesbian heroine and all, but I'm only the Poker Face. Common mistake,
> don't worry.  The Stroker Ace himself though, the Strokely One, can be
> reached at kbrint@winternet.com (that username stands for "Kick Back,
> Relax, I'm Not There").

Many a night I have stayed up, fondling my Turbo STROK6969-N (specially
modified for anally deployed devices, rodentia, etc), wondering how I
could achieve the greatness of the legendary Stroker Ace.

Unfortunately, I cannot tell a lie.  The real Stroker Ace is Matthew
Carlson.  He can be reached via email at
mrc34869@challenger.atc.fdha.edu.  Or via phone at (408) 354-3514.

FOR, MORE: "INFORMATION" ABOUT - ORDERING (THE) TURBO; STROK6969-N,
PLEASE "CONTACT", MATTHEW (CARLSON), AT: (408) 354-3514.  (GERBILS,
"NOT": INCLUDED)

Happy Strokin'!

kevin brintnall
 kbrint@winternet.com