Re: Filth

["Stroker Ace" <stroker@ace.net>]

> Let it be here known that I will assist Dr. Tom Turley in any effort he
wishes 
> to make to bring this stupid bastard to justice in a civil court and see
to it that
> this guy will have to think twice about buying a pair of shoe laces for
the 
> rest of his life.

LET IT BE HERE KNOWN THAT DAT PIMP 
STROKER ACE IS A CONNESEUR OF FINE BOOTY.

A SPLENDID SPECIMEN OF ASS IS MRS. 
VANCE. WHAT AN AMAZING OLD SLUT. SHE MANAGES
TO GET INTO SOME FUNKY POSITIONS DESPITE 
WEARING TWO TRUSSES AND USING A WALKER. THAT
WRINKLED OLD FACE LOOKS A LOT YOUNGER WHEN
COVERED WITH MY WHITE LOAD OF STEAMING JAT.
DON'T GET ME WRONG, SHE IS A FAT BITCH. BUT
HER EXPERIENCE WITH MY LONG ROD IS MORE THAN
ENOUGH TO DEFRAY HER OCEANS OF FLAB.

ONE TIME THE STROKER WAS BANGING THIS SORRY
OLD BITCH. TURNS OUT SHE WAS SOME SORRY FAG'S
WIFE. THAT GUY WAS A WACKO AND THREATENED TO
POSITION SUPER DEATH RAY SATELLITES THAT WOULD
EMIT ULTRA LOW BASS TO FRY THE ACEMAN'S NADS.
STROKER ACE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY OF THAT SHIT.
HE BITCHSLAPPED THAT WACK MUTHA FUCKA LIKE THE
TWO DOLLA HO HE WAS.

GO GET YOUR DADDY A BASS ALE.
STROKER ACE.
NATHAN@CCO.CALTECH.EDU