Re: Are you a Switch-It! owner?

[minuet@indy.net (Cold Fusion)]

Tootsie Murase (tots@wrath.ugcs.caltech.edu) wrote:

: That still renders your previous statement to be untrue, although
: your postings have indicated you don't care much for truth and
: only in the same petty insults and invectives.  One would think,
: given the number of postings you seem to make to alt.sex.movies
: (DejaNews rox), you'd have more imaginitive insults than screeching
: "PUTZ!"

: Alas, you are just one of many of USENET's more clue resistant
: dorks.

: Fortunately, you're predictable and can't resist following up to
: a post that maligns you in some way.

Dear: CRETIN
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We regret to inform you that your post does not meet the Aggregate Humor 
Level (AHL) required to justify a live response from Cold Fusion. If in the 
future you should suddenly:

[A] Become funny
[B] Become sentient
[C] Become employed
[D] All the above

you may feel free to resubmit your droolings for further review.

Have a nice day (PUTZ!)

The Management