Re: Who's Dr. Tom?

[dmcclain@runet.edu (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)]

Nathan Mates (nathan@cco.caltech.edu) wrote:

:    It's his incessant spewage that torques off most people here. But,
: as a sample of the nonsensical spewage he emits, here's a readme file
: for one of his files, just taken off a ftp
: site. (Grind.isca.uiowa.edu, apple2/1WSW/VAMPS.2x4.INFO.txt, in case
: you want to verify this for yourself. A lot of other readmes are good
: samples to show off to a professor of abnormal psychology) The only
: editing of this file was to insert returns to make the paragraphs more
: than 70 characters wide.


: About: VAMPS.2x4.SHK

: WARNING: LISTEN TO THESE NOISE TRACKER TYPE TWO MODULES AT YOUR OWN
: RISK!  MANY TEST LISTENERS, HAVE DESCRIBED THE EXPERIENCE OF AUDITING
: THESE NTGS TYPE 2 MODULES AS 'A 3-D AUDITORY VIRTUAL ROLLER COASTER
: RIDE WITH HEADPHONES'.

: The four NTGS (type 2) modules contained on 'VAMPS 2 x 4', have all
: been completely digitally remastered, and may cause the following
: psychoacoustic and/or physioacoustic effects; VORTEX VIRTICULAR
: BACKLASH, SPINAL VACILLATION, NEURAL (WHOLE-BRAIN) RESONANCE, BODY
: CAVITY RESONANCE, INVOLUNTARY MOVEMENT OF THE BODY APPENDAGES, GOOSE
: BUMPS, EUPHORIA, AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS, SPACIAL, AUDIO TEMPO AND
: TEMPORAL DISTORTIONS BY ILLUSIONS.

I can see why that it would bother you.

You have a defective irony gland.
Do not attempt to read humor. You are incapable of metabolizing it.

And you thought *he* was the one having problems with reality.

This is just sad.