Re: MAKE.MONEY.NEVER

[uftai@cc.memphis.edu (Ki Bon Riki)]

In article <1994Sep29.204930.13641@ifi.unizh.ch>, gudat@avalon.unizh.ch (gudat henrik) writes:
> Okay, now that we've learned how to make money fast, let's face the
> facts and see how one can make zero profits in a very short time.
> 
> When I was a very small kid, ...blablabla...

	Found this somewhere...

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Really From: npalovci@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca (Nathan Palovcik)
~Subject: MAKE.MONEY.FAST(FAQ)
~Date: 6 Apr 1994 18:14:18 GMT

This FAQ is for the benefit of those who have never experienced the
advertisement MAKE.MONEY.FAST.  Here are some answers to some questions
frequently asked.
 
1. Does MAKE.MONEY.FAST really work?
 
   Not in the sense that you'll make money fast, but you'll make a
   lot of enemies fast.
 
2. If I forward or repost MAKE.MONEY.FAST, will I get a lot of mail?
 
   Yes, hate mail, flames, etc.
 
3. How can I get my account cancelled?
 
   Post MAKE.MONEY.FAST.
 
4. How can I get my system administrator mad at me?
 
   Post MAKE.MONEY.FAST.  His mailbox will be so full of complaints,
   it'll take him/her a week to sort through all of them.
 
5. Who is Dave Rhodes?
 
   Salmon Rushdie's roommate.  Just about every administrator wants to
   kill him so he had to go in hiding.
 
6. How can I assure I have a long and prosperous life?
 
   Well, nobody can guarantee that, but it can be guaranteed that if
   you post MAKE.MONEY.FAST you're life may be cut short by accident
   (hee hee).
 
7. Just how does one have to never work again after posting MAKE.MONEY.FAST?
 
   Well, MAKE.MONEY.FAST is a Ponzi scheme.  Ponzi schemes are illegal.
   Ponzi schemes are a form of fraud.  Some of these net interchanges
   go over telephone wires, optic fibers, and microwave transmissions all
   regulated by the FCC.  If you repost MAKE.MONEY.FAST over the net, and
   someone at the FCC wanted to get nasty, they may want to prosecute you
   for WIRE fraud.
 
   Once you're in jail, you never have to pay rent, your meals are free.
   Anal injections are free.  MAKE.MONEY.FAST has a lot of side benefits.
 
8. How can I help to stop the spread of MAKE.MONEY.FAST?
 
   When some netter newbie blunders and posts MAKE.MONEY.FAST on the net,
   just send him a polite letter to not do it again (remember, the newbies
   act out of ignorance) then write the root@domain and request they inform
   all their users not to perpetuate this drivel.
 
   Forward this FAQ to at least 2 of the news groups you like to read.
 
 
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Nathan Palovcik (Cardinal Fang)
npalovci@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca