Re: MAKE.MONEY.FAST

[lurch@eskimo.com (Erik Kloeppel)]

In <356@lacerta.sxb.bsf.alcatel.fr> bp@sxb.bsf.alcatel.fr (#Bruno PALAGI) writes:






<ATTENTION ALL FAST MONEY MAKING SKEPTICS!
<PLEASE READ AND ANALYZE THE FOLLOWING AND DETERMINE IF 
<$5  IS WORTH KNOWING IF THIS IS REALLY POSSIBLE!!!!!



<Dear Friends,

<My name is Dave Rhodes.  In September 1988 my car was
<reposessed and the bill collectors were hounding me like you wouldn't
<believe. I was laid off and my unemployment checks had run out. The
<only escape I had from the pressure of failure was my computer and my
<modem. I longed to turn my advocation into my vocation.
<This January 1989 my family and I went on a ten day cruise to
<the tropics. I bought a Lincoln Town Car for CASH in Feburary 1989.

<I am currently building a home on the West Coast of Florida, with a
<private pool, boat slip, and a beautiful view of the bay from my
<breakfast room table and patio. I will never have to work again.
<Today I am rich!  I have earned over $400,000.00 (Four Hundred
<Thousand Dollars) to date and will become a millionaire within 4 or 5
<months. Anyone can do the same. This money making program works
<perfectly every time, 100% of the time. I have NEVER failed to earn
<$50,000.00 or more whenever I wanted. Best of all you never have to
<leave home except to go to your mailbox or post office.

<In October 1988, I received a letter in the mail telling me
<how I could earn $50,000 dollars or more whenever I wanted. I was
<naturally very skeptical and threw the letter on the desk next to my
<computer. It's funny though, when you are desperate, backed into a
<corner, your mind does crazy things. I spent a frustating day looking
<through the want ads for a job with a future. The pickings were
<sparse at best.  That night I tried to unwind by booting up my
<computer and calling several bulletin boards. I read several of the
<message posts and than glanced at the letter next to the computer. All
<at once it came to me, I now had the key to my dreams.
<I realized that with the power of the computer I could
<expand and enhance this money making formula into the most
<unbelievable cash flow generator that has ever been created. I
<substituted the computer bulletin boards in place of the post office
<and electronically did by computer what others were doing 100% by
<mail.  Now only a few letters are mailed manually.  Most of the hard
<work is speedily downloaded to other bulletin boards throughout the
<world.  If you believe that someday you deserve that lucky break that
<you have waited for all your life, simply follow the easy instructions
<below.  Your dreams will come true.


<                      Sincerely yours,
<                        Dave Rhodes



<INSTRUCTIONS



<Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will have
<received well over $50,000.00 cash, all yours.  This program has
<remained successful because of the HONESTY and INTEGRETY of the
<participants.  Please continue its success by carefully ADHERING TO
<THE INSTRUCTIONS.


<Welcome to the world of Mail Order!  This little business is a little
<different than most mail order houses.  Your product is not solid and
<tangible, but rather a service. You are in the business of developing
<Mailing lists.  Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks
<for quality lists.
<(The money made from the mailing lists are secondary to the income
<which is made from people like yourself requesting that they be
<included in that list.)


< 1)  IMMEDIATELY mail $1.00 to the first 5 (five) names listed below
< starting at number 1 through number 5.  Send CASH only please (total
< investment $5.00). Enclose a note with each letter stating: "Please
< add my name to your mailing list."  For other countries the equvielent
< amount may be sent, e.g. in Hong Kong Send HK$10 as this is the
< lowest denomination note.
< (This is a legitimate service that you are requesting and you are
< paying $1.00 for this service).


<  2)  REMOVE the name that appears number 1 on the list. Move the
<  other 9 names up one position. (Number 2 will become number 1 and
<  number 3 will become number 2, etc.)

<  Place your name, address and zip code in the number 10 position.



<   3)  Post the new letter with your name in the number 10 position
<   into 10 (Ten) separate bulletin boards in the message base or to the
<   file section. Call the file, MAKE.MONEY.FAST.


<    4)  Within 60 days you will receive over $50,000.00 in CASH.  Keep a
<    copy of this file for yourself so that you can use it again and again
<    whenever you need money. As soon as you mail out these letters you
<    are automatically in the mail order business and people are sending
<    you $1.00 to be placed on your mailing list. This list can than be
<    rented to a list broker that can be found in the Yellow Pages for
<    additional income on a regular basis. The list will become more
<    valuable as it grows in size. This is a service.  This is perfectly
<    legal. If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18, Sec. 1302 & 1341 of
<    the postal lottery laws.


< NOTE: Make sure you retain EVERY Name and Address sent to you,
<either on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and
<notes they send you.  This is PROOF that you are truely providing a
<service and should the IRS or some other Government Agency question
<you, you can provide them with this proof!


<      Remember as each post is downloaded and the instructions
<carefully followed, five members will be reimbursed for their
<participation as a List Developer with one dollar each.  Your name
<will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches
<the number five position you will be receiving thousands of dollars
<in cash!

<   
<1) Kok-Wah Liew
<   P.O.Box 6752
<   East Lansing, MI 48826
<   USA
<   
<2) Jason Mathews
<   16696 Parklane
<   Livonia, MI 48154
<   USA
<   
<3) Kiel C. Wilson
<   45 N.Belvedere #202
<   Memphis, TN 38104
<   USA
<   
<4) Filiberto Farini
<   Calle Saa y Sodiro #118
<   Edificio Daniel Cadena
<   Quito, Equador
<   SUD AMERICA
<   
<5) Sanna Nivalainen
<   Saariniemenkatu GA 8
<   00530 Helsinki
<   Findland
<   
<6) Stanley Marrder
<   2016 Elmen St.
<   Houston, Texas 77019
<   USA
<   
<7) Joe Wargo
<    338 N.W.35th St.
<    Corvallis, OR 97330
<    USA
<    
<8) Robert A. Decker
<    307 S. Division #4
<    Ann Arbor, MI 48104-2203
<    USA

<9) Niven Reddy
<     2 Amman Circle
<     Sanaa
<     Verulam, 4340
<     SOUTH AFRICA

<10) Bruno Palagi
<     14, rue des Alouettes
<     67380 Lingolsheim
<     FRANCE

< The following letters were written by participating members in this
< program.
<  
<  
<To Whom It May Concern:
<  
< About six months ago I received the enclosed post in
< letter form.  I ignored it.  I received about five more of
< the same letter within the next two weeks.  I ignored them
< also.  Of course, I was tempted to follow through and
< dreamed of making thousands, but I was convinced it was
< just another gimmick and could not possibly work.  I was
< wrong!  About three weeks later I saw this same letter
< posted on a local bulletin board in Montreal.  I liked the
< idea of giving it a try with my computer.  I didn't expect
< much because I figured, if other people were as skeptical
< as I, they wouldn't be too quick to part with Five
< Dollars.  But, I buy lottery tickets weekly in my province
< and have nothing to show for it but ticket stubs.  This
< week I decided to look at this as my weekly lottery
< purchase. I addressed the envelopes and mailed out one
< dollar in each as directed.  Two weeks went by and I
< didn't recieve anything in the mail.  The fourth week
< rolled around and I couldn't believe what happened!  I
< can't say I received $50,000, but it was definitely well
< over $35,000!  For the first time in ten years, I got out
< of debt.   It was great.  Of course, it didn't take me
< long to go through my earnings so I am using this
< excellent money opportunity once again.  Follow the
< instructions and get ready to enjoy.
<  
<    Please send a copy of this letter along with the
< enclosed letter so together we can convince people who are
< skeptical that it really works!
<       Good Luck,
<       Charles Kust
<       St Agathe Que.
<  
<   Another letter:
<   
<   I tried a similar program in which the cost was $5.00
< per response.  In that one the return was about 3%.  Since
< I did not have a modem I sent out letters regular mail.  I
< created a few mailing labels and printed out all of the
< labels on pressure sensitive tape.  The first mailing that
< I used the $1.00 dollar per reponse approach I started to
< get return mail in just over one week!  I sent out 200
< letters instead of 100 that is required if you use the
< mail instead of the bulletion boards.  Additionally, I
< included as many friends, relatives, classmates, that I
< could think of in order to encourage their participation
< if they happened to recognize my name, so my percentage of
< gain was higher.  I am trying again with 500 letters to
< see if I surpass the $141,000 of the last time. You just
< won't believe it until you try.
<   
<       Best Wishes,
<       Mark Garner
<       Dallas Texas
<      

< additional notes:


<     This system works equally well if mailed out
< manually.  Mind you it takes more effort to hand address
< the envelopes and the cost goes up proportionately to
< cover the postage and envelopes. You must also photo copy
< the instructions, cross out the name in number one
< position, write in your name in the number ten slot and
< change the rest of the numbers accordingly. (It might be
< neater to use white out or paste over the names.) In order
< to achieve the same results you must send out the $1.00
< dollar to the first five names and then send out another
< 100 letters with copies of the program enclosed.  It has
< been suggested not to put a return address on the outside
< of the envelope in order to encourage the recipient to
< open it.  The return will approximate that then received
< from the posts listed on the bulletin boards.



<     Hello, my name is Steve Prester.  As you may have
< noticed I'm the tenth name on this list, so I do not have
< a rags-to-riches story to tell here.  However, I did make
< a phone call to the 2nd name on this list, Ernest Goyette.
< Did he have a rags to riches story to tell? Not exactly,
< but then I found out that he did not follow the
< instructions precisely.  You see, Ernest lost faith in
< the program before he had finished following instructions.
< He only uploaded this file on one BBS, which happens to be
< operated by Darryl McGinnis, the 3rd name on this list.
< Ernest told me that he has received $92.00 to date
< (1/6/90).  I realize this is far from the $50,000.00
< promised at the first of this file, yet one must keep
< two things in mind:

<  1. $92.00 is almost 10 times his initial investment, and
<     it only took about an hour of his time (there's
<     nothing to lose).

<  2. This program works mathematically on an exponential
<     scale.  In other words, for every one BBS that this
<     file is uploaded onto, it should spread to at least ten
<     other BBSs and possibly a whole lot more. So, if Ernest
<     had uploaded his file on all ten BBSs, he should have at
<     least gotten a hundred-fold of what he has, which would
<     be $9200.00.  Not bad for a few hours work and a $6.25
<     investment (including postage).
< Finally, I would like to exhort those who become involved
< in this program to maintain its integrity by being honest.
< It is the only way that it can possibly pay off.  In other
< words, be sure to enter your name at the bottom of the
< list and not in one of the top five positions (actually
< this would be robbing yourself since it is while your name
< is in the lower positions that it gets multiplied
< exponentially over hundreds of BBSs).  And, of course,
< send your $1.00 off to the first five names.  As I write
< this I have not made a penny (that's because I have not
< uploaded this yet), but I thought you might like to hear
< from someone at the bottom of the list, instead of someone
< claiming rags-to-riches.  I hope such is true, and I'm
< sure it will be if we all stick with it.  The potential is
< definitely here!

< P.S. Call me if you get rich.

<        Well, now I'm #10! I knew a guy from school
< who told me about one he did like this one. I did
< not believe him at first, but last time I saw him
< he had already made over $2000.00 in only 2 months.

< If everyone does it honestly it'll definitly work!
< So I'm going to be honest and do it too!

< How can you lose by spending only $5.00
< I'm getting married soon and could really
< use a few extra dollars!!!!
< Pass it on and make it work!!!!!
< 
< "JOE"

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