Re: A New Game for the GS!

[joko@crl.com (Joe Kohn)]

 >Consider yourself publicly spanked and humiliated. I consider you
 >to be a fool, who knows no better. How *dare* you flame me, when
 >I've taken the trouble to upload my work for you?

Bravo! Bravo!

That's the direct approach.

I myself prefer satire. Presenting...

           The Usenet's "How Win Friends and Influence People"
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                        (A Netiquette Guidebook)

1)  Do not ever think before posting a message.
2)  The less you know about a subject, the better.
3)  When all else fails, criticize others.
4)  Make sure to always point out other's spelling errors.
5)  If you cannot attack a person, make disparaging remarks about their
    country.
6)  If you do not know the answer to a question, make it up.
7)  Question the authority of those who may know more than you do.
8)  Never apologize to anyone for anything.
9)  Never admit that you are wrong.
10) When backed into a corner, just say: "I left the terminal for 5
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And, always remember the immortal Pink Floyd line from The Wall:

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