Re: New Tax on VAMPS disks

[ek361@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Auri Rahimzadeh)]

>I'm taking the unprecidented step on this day, April 1, 1994, to announce that
>I as President have added a small section to this year's budget, which imposes
>a $100 tax on the disks known as "NoiseTracker VAMPS".  Possession of these
>disks automatically subjects one to the tax.  Attempts to avoid paying up will
>be caught by our special satellite tracking network which can detect 4D audio
>and the cosmic tones "AHM" and "HMM" from hundreds of miles in orbit.

hehehehe... even I have to laugh at that one :)))

-Auri
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