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10. Get the hottest software months before those boring old online services.
 9. You can get programming advice from people who've actually shipped
    applications using music, sound, graphics, tools, GNO kernel features,
    and more.
 8. Get exercise advice from our own personal trainer, Hal.
 7. You can find out about Jawaid's sexual fantasies -and- get great GNO advice
    seven nights a week.
 6. Tired of listening to someone?  We have the /ignore command!
 5. Funny live reports from Dr. Tom and 1WSW.  Where else can you hear about
    the upcoming Procyon/Econ merger, NoiseTracker 2.0, and VAMPS 5D?
 4. We'll talk about anything you want any time.  No need to feel trapped by
    restrictive topics of discussion, fascist censors and "Terms of Service",
    or ugly fat women named "Rosey".
 3. Occasional guest reports by Tim Meekins and Dave Huang on "Life with a 
    Real Job".
 2. We cater to beginners, right guys?  *whap*  Rich, Ken, be nice...
 1. No annoying slowdowns due to hordes of PC users calling in to get DOOM.
 0. It's FREE!
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Ian Schmidt / irsman@iastate.edu / IRSMan@aol.com
"I wanna decide who lives and who dies" - Crow, MST3K