Re: Henrik, I hate your nose!

[gudat@avalon.physik.unizh.ch (gudat henrik)]

(C) RIGHT SOFTWARE FLAMESTATION FLAME DOCUMENT ID #56%115.0
 
locked on: Code Burger
mode: now or never
tone: sulk around
 
expected status of target after flame: GURU MEDITATION
subject: FS 2.0 test session
 
The last thing Cody wrote and will write:
>> This message (read, people, read!) proves once again that
>> your IQ is near the one of a plant. Take this:
>My plant breeding and transgenic experiments led to a plant
>which has an IQ 1000x higer as yours!...
 
You mean that cactus in the corner? Sheeez, that's why you're looking
so shrivelled and faded...
 
>Hahaha! That's less than nothing against my newest weapon, the
>evilst thing one can imagine:
>
>**** THE MARVIN OPTION ****
 
Did you program it yourself? Then it CANNOT be v1.0. Be prepared for
bugs, people, and boot into DOS 3.2...
 
>If this brand new extension to FlameStation talks to your
>computer,
 
My FlameStation refuses chatting with humanoid derivatives of a cactus.
 
>the latter commits suicide immediately, because it is too
>depressed to carry on...
 
goodbye...
* lock on YOGI.URZBAS *
* connect to HOCHSTRASSE *
* * execute * *
* CodeBurger timeout error: GAME OVER *
 
>....now I can RULE THE WORLD...!
 
First rule _YOUR_ GS, then we can talk about the world...
 
>OK, but tell me why the nostrils are on the upper side...
 
Yes, they are. But that's because you're walking on your hands all the
time. handstand, Cody, that's actually your problem, not Chemix. You
cannot enter programs when living your whole life upside down...
 
>In the meantime, try to understand this one:
 
>I'll blow out your chloroplasts, sort of a crown gall infected
>tobacco root protoplast!!!!!! [what is wrong with this sentence?...]
 
You cannot put a crown onto a root because the root is in the ground. I
have also never seen an infected protoplast in a cigarette.
 
>[Hey! What's dropping out of the keyboard here!!??....]
 
I said: ONE LETTER PER FLAME. You have 25 characters left - so say what
you have to say NOW!
 
Henrik, The Terminator

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