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Re: Mandelbrot II GS vs Turbo Mandelbrot



>>We plan to ship a complete car with ROM 06 because standard
>>car
>>       [...]
>>Yes, we tuned up the cigarette lighter in this monster car.
>>However,
>>note that you should *NOT* try to light a cigarette. This
>>would blow
>>not only the cigarette but you as well.
>>
>>Again, I could send you some uranium, if that's what you
>>need.
>
>        I could use a bit of that...  About 1.5kg (in a few
>smaller pieces, of course); I think about 1 kg is critical mass,
>right?
 
Sorry, we ship in 3kg units only. Critical mass? 1kg? 2kg? Ahhh, what's
the deal? Take 3kg, don't settle for less! You asked for real power,
right?
 
>>I was also considering writing a special, high perfomance
>>version of
>>FlameStation, one that does its job within 10 microseconds.
>>The obvious [...]
 
>ROTFL!!  What CPUs was this going to come with?
 
It's a special CPU that bases on the Pentium and 68060.5 . The
production is very complex as you have to squeeze both chips into a
cold fusion turbine (thanks, Bob, for sharing the secret with us!) and
then melt the hi-tech plasma into a 6502 carrier. The chip has NO pins
because it features a radically new structure, the NOP-LT interface.
NOP does not mean no operation (BTW, this CPU executes NOPs much faster
than any other processor) but NO POWER consumption. No light without
shadows: other parts on the ROM 06 board expect some kind of output in
form of changing current, but without power...
BTW, the CPU contains 4kT (4 kiloTrytes) cash (!) memory, another
innovative development (when accessing the cache, you have to insert a
coin first). This special RCM (random chat memory) features three-state
memory (on/off/out of order). The high speed cash/CPU link does not
support read access right now as all the wires have a one-way design.
This greatly reduces the traffic (some electrons were complaining about
the dense traffic) within the wires.
 
So the cold fusion was done in the USA? Greeeeeaaaaat....

henrik
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