New Product Announcement

[bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church)]

		====== ATTENTION FLAMEWARE 1.0 OWNERS ============

Announcing the first in a series of add-on packages for FLAMEWARE 1.0.

FLAMEWARE 1.0 has made a definite impact on the comp.sys.apple2 community.
Frankly, it's a darn good piece of software considering that I didn't write
it. But what happens after you've started your international brushfire?
Who's going to fan the flames???

Well, what's a fire without

   *********************** GASOLINE *********************************


Yes, GASOLINE, from "In Your Face" software, will add new life to your
tired flame war. It extends the life of the party with little or no
input from you. Just sit back and let it work.

Here's just a few features of GASOLINE ....

1) Argument bunging. Delete key sentences in your original post as well
	as important contextual information.

2) Attribute swapping. OK, maybe they didn't say it, but make 'em deny it anyway

And, we proudly announce a breakthrough in flamewar technology. 

Flame caching!!!!!!

Just think, the fires have died down, people are starting to understand what
was originally meant by everyone else and peace threatens to break out. We 
can't have that!!! Never fear. GASOLINES unique flame caching (tm) feature
has been planning for this all along. A copy of your original flame will be
put into a loop at east.nowhere and released periodically, refanning the 
flames with absolutely no activity from you.
So order now, because I'm not sure how long I'm going to let you people buy
my software.


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