A2Central down

[a2fan@hotmail.com]

A2Central's broadband is down. AT&T has been dispatched to resolve the
issue, no ETA on repair as of yet.

After several calls to report trouble, our intermittent connection
problems have finally became chronic enough for AT&T's crack network
team to detect it with their remote diagnostics.

Early bets on the cause are:

1.) wandering backhoe in the neighborhood

2.) disgruntled squirrel attempting to commit suicide

3.) SBC central office worker spilled Mt. Dew on equipment rack

4.) Al Qaeda

5.) Recent storms damaged RT gear in the area