Re: giving my entire computer colletion away

[Simon <sscott@westnet.nospam.com.au>]

On Wed, 01 Nov 2006 20:10:17 +0000, Anders Skelander wrote:

> 
> "Clockmeister" <whowhere@andwhy.com> skrev i meddelandet
> 12kesp4nmla0572@corp.supernews.com">news:12kesp4nmla0572@corp.supernews.com...
>> > ...
>> I bought my house at age 24 and it was paid off 6 years later with help
>> from my other half who also works full time :-)
> 
> I bought my house at age 10, no need to take loans and on top of that, I
> have lots of saved money.

I constructed a time machine and went back in time 100 years and bought
several houses for a penny. So, by the time I was conceived, I was already
a property magnate. 

My butler used to bring me am-biotic fluid on a silver
tray whilst I was in-utero.

I was the only sperm that already owned a ferrari.

After I was born, I paid someone else to be circumcised for me.

My first bottle was 100 year old scotch.

instead of a dummy, I used to suck on cuban cigars.