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Re: Pre-Macintosh Apple Computers Stink Like Human Waste



Radium wrote:
> Doug_M wrote:
> > Radium wrote:
> > > Pre-Macintosh Apple computers stink like human waste
> >
> > You must be a former TI99/4a owner, or was it the Coleco Adam? Wait, I
> > know, you had the kit version of the TS-1000 (with 16k expansion pack).
>
> No. I am talking about the non-macintosh apple computer that came
> before the Mac and they used those big floppy discs called
> "mini-floppies". These computers were in my elementary schools from '89
> - '96. Those computers stunk like human-kakaa. I hate those computers
> and want to burn them with oxyacetylene flames. Burn them while they
> are running, playing their stinky cheesy music and scum-quality
> graphics [some of ran only on a green monochrome screen]. BTW, those
> old Apples computers -- for some mysterious reason -- did not use any
> fans. They were completely silent. None-the-less, they stunk like a
> human's digestive waste.
>
> Those are the f--ked up old elementary-school Apple computers I am
> talking about. I want them to burn in hell. I want them to suffer. I
> want to generate errors in those computers by torching their storage
> units with oxyacetylene fires.

Sounds like you need to increase your dosage of Ridilin.

Bill H www.ts1000.us