GMail, circa 1983 (VERY funny!)

[Paul Allen Panks <panks@sdf.lonestar.org>]

GMail, circa 1983 (a humorous story) 

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Thanks for loggin onto GMail! As of 11/03/1983, we are still in Beta 
Testing! But APRANet will soon be upgraded to a 16-bit internet, which 
should happen around the middle of June 1985.

Gmail version 0.010 running on VAX VMS /66

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# gmail

Welcome to GMail, the new Electronic-Mail service from Time Warner, Inc., 
a subsidiary of Atari, Inc.

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Coming Soon! Check your GMail on your Atari 2600 VCS! Requires a Star 
Raiders(tm) (Model #: CX2660) Video Game Cartridge and Video Touch Pad 
(Model #: CX21). Check your local Sears for details!

HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy! New from Infocom and Douglas Adams! 
Reserve your copy today! For the Commodore 64, IBM PC/PC Jr., Atari 
400/800, TRS-80 (Model 1-3) and Apple II/IIe (with at least 48K RAM).

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"dv16vjax!ucbvax.UUCP".

Older Messages: 

1. Hi! I'm Bill Gates! Do you like BASIC? Then try out GW-Basic Version 
3.20 for the IBM PC! Coming in June! 686 Bytes June 1, 1983.

2. Do you like E.T.? Then try out E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 
2600 VCS, already a best seller for the Atari VCS! In all New Mexico 
Landfills! 484 bytes May 29, 1983.

3. Hi! I'm Sally! I met you on CompuServe's Chatroom! 982 bytes May 28, 
1983.

4. Where's my Chase the Chuck Wagon cartridge, dork? 384 bytes May 25, 
1983

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