Re: AOL? Do What?!

[The Lord of the Flies <python@ux1.cyberenet.NOSPAM.net>]

**John Oyler ("JO") <jojo4@mediaone.net> on Mon, 16 Jul 2001 00:29:16 GMT
  blurted out:

JO> Well, I know that you are probably metally retarded, [snip crapola]

Well, I know that you a lame afflict of Attention-Deficit Disorder. You
_do_ realize that I was responding to a fan of AOL, which--and I can see
that I'm gonna have to spell it all out for you--means that I was speaking
to that person, directly to that person, which means that I was speaking
by that one's PARTICULAR POINT-OF VIEW to _them_?  But of course your
attention-span is not nearly wide enough to grasp a context wider than a
single article (not to mention you'd have to learn to read, and that's
probably never gonna happen).

BTW, what the hell is "metally retarded," anyway?  Never heard of it.

JO> AOL sucks ass.

Hello?!  <raps on the forehead>  McFly?!  Are you home?!  I wasn't
bragging on AOL (the other guy was, remember?) but on Q-Link, Mrs.
Dumbass.

JO> 10s of millions of people use AOL

Yeah, yeah.  "What's good is not always popular, and what's popular is not
always good."  Tell me something I don't know, moron!  (Who's teaching who
now?  Wait!  Don't bother answering that 'coz you'll only get _that_ wrong
too.)

JO> Therefore, having more sales has nothing to do with whether the
JO> product is good, bad, or in this case a monstrosity.

JO> For instance, if sales were even indirectly based on the quality of a
JO> product, AOL would have about 3 users at this point, one of which
JO> would be a gibbon (studies have proven that chimpanzees, when faced
JO> with a choice in internet service, will choose something that doesn't
JO> insult their intelligence), George W. Bush (hey he has advisors for
JO> all the important stuff anyway) and you.

Moron, you've gone off on this tangent that doesn't even apply to me: I
hate AOL as much as the next guy.  You are SO wrong!  But I guess you're
so used to that that you don't don't even notice anymore--nor care.  Did I
say anything about ME being a fan?  No, prick!  It was a (more or less)
comeback to someone who IS a fan.  Just go back and read it!  Just stating
a few facts.  Even your lover, the gibbon you mentioned, could've seen all
that!  Maybe from now on HE should be your advisor.

**JO quotes me, The Lord of the Flies ("tLotF"):

tLotF> And were you aware that AOL wasn't always AOL?  It used to be a
tLotF> pre-inet on-line service called Q-Link.  And does anyone here know
tLotF> who it served, the reason for its existence?  Show of hands?
tLotF> That's right everyone: the answer is Commodore Computers and their
tLotF> users.  And yes, Steve Case was there the whole time.

JO> It would only figure, that Commodore is to blame. Yet another crime
JO> they have inflicted on us all.

Now this is the stupidest, wrongest of all.  Commodore and Q-Link, nor
AOL, were not one in the same company.  Did you ignorantly believe that
they were?  Where did you get such information?  And if you really wanna
be in the "blame game," if it's that important to you, then blame AOL.  (I
mean, do I really have to tell you to do that which we all already know to
do anyway!?)

Besides, according to another article in this thread--and admittedly I
heretofore never knew this--there was an Apple venue as well.  (Of course
there was no Speccy venue at all whatsoever.)  So I guess now Apple has
inflicted a crime upon YOU (awwww! poor widdle baby!  |'O  ).

JO> Die. Soon please.

Ain't happenin'!  If bog in heaven takes me, he knows that he'll then have
ME to deal with!  And HE doesn't want _that_!  In fact, I'm reckoning that
I'll be around to take a dump on YOUR grave; that'll be my nice, sweet
smellin' "flowers" just for you, penis-wrinkle!

And one more thing, Olive Oyl: Why don't ya take some of that oyl from
your name and jerk-off with it.  It would make your hands so much more
useful than on a keyboard!

*Touchdown!*
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