Re: Speed of a II

[jonINTERNETrelayCHAT@napaVALLEYnet.CLARInet (Jon Bettencourt)]

In article <Rnof4.15$E9.1027@typhoon1.gnilink.net>, "Outsider"
<shinlee@bellatlantic.net> wrote:

> I want to sound smart too !
>
> The speed of a II is:
> 
> =  PIE * Speed of light / IEEE 1394 * Z80 MHZ + NUBUS
> 
> But you have to keep in mind that every 6th full moon the clock cycle is
> stretched by 1/2 to compensate for the USB ADB translation.
> 
> Man I am a genius !

Don't hog all the fake intelligence! Save some for other people!

SPEED = BOOL(0,1,"NTSC","PAL") * ABS(e^Z80) / 386 + Pentium III -
INT(RND(1)*40)^pi * e + mc^2 / 19 * (IEEE ^ Warp 9.9) + ZipChip *
HardCard^3.5

And on every 5.257645689632422354872361876... th rinse cycle there is an
added fifth of a byte.

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jonrelay@napanet.net                             jrelay.cjb.net
An Apple II fanatic since 1998!     S0.5 LIS+++! Suzy+++! M1987
"I can't stand to see you so miserable, Lis. Unless it's from
a rubber spider down your dress. Hmm... that gives me an idea. 
(Pulls out tape recorder) Note for later: put rubber spider down
Lisa's dress. He he he he he."

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