Re: marriage

[brian.hammack@rook.wa.com (Brian Hammack)]

 The newlywed Gudat amused me:

 GVE| Oh my god, I'm married? With whom? And - HOW MANY KIDS?

Since this is Saturday (Pacific Standard Time) our friend must have
received his postcard yesterday.  It was a lovely honeymoon; you two met
in Luxembourg as planned, hit it off immediately, and caught the next
flight to Vatican City for a Vegas-style wedding (complete with a Pope
imitator singing "Ave Maria" to a Casio keyboard-with-beatbox).

You have no kids yet, Henrik, but maaaaan were you trying last night...

<Don't ask how I know all this, it's best if you didn't find out.  Oh,
alright, I'll admit it:  I sent a card to your new bride asking to just
be penpals since marriage was a little premature, and she agreed since
she thinks I'm a nice guy and needed someone to talk to about the ethics
of dumping that guy in Germany all of a sudden for you, a stranger.  She
called me on your credit card a few hours ago while you were sleeping to
give me the details of the wedding and aftermath.  Give the girl a
break, she's sore, she has jet-lag, and she's still trying to learn how
to pronounce her new last name.  :)  And you've got this odd mole on
your... Er, anyhow.  I sent your wedding gift, a Proctor-Silex 10-speed
blender, by United Parcel Service "brown" so you should get it by Xmas.>

Again, congrats...                                      << mushroom >>

 * 2qwk! 2.03 * When life throws you sh!t, make sh!t sandwiches.
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