I am a god. You suck!

[cturley@wco.com]

You are all inferior to the great Dr. Tom.
 
I have cracked and sector edited software for years. I have fucked over
as many of you dweebs as I could. I am a superior being and you all are
punks and idiots and fools for continuing to use Apple II computers.
 
One day, you will bow down at the feet of the great and mighty Dr. Tom,
as I humiliate you and whip you and cum on your back. I am fearless, and
you are mere wimps and idiots. THE APPLE II SUCKS, and you all know it.
I am a god. And you suck. All of you. Especially Satan Mates.
 
I am your lord. Get down on your knees now and pray to Dr. Tom.
 
Oh shit. The drugs have just worn off, and I realize just what a rotten
scum bag I have been. I am a liar and crack addict, a pedophile and a
faggot. I am a pirate and a sector editor. (Snooooort. Ahhh!! What a
rush!)
 
Like I was saying, I think all you Apple II owners are ass-holes,
imbeciles, losers. That's right. You can ALL suck my dick. I am god. You
are inferior to me. I can say and do whatever I want. Go fuck yourself,
you Apple II weenies.