Re: YOU ALL SUCK

[GUDATH@EZINFO.VMSMAIL.ETHZ.CH (Henrik 'Ratte' Gudat)]

(to the guy who posted this - whoever he/she/it was)

 Dear:
  [X] Clueless Newbie         [ ] Lamer       [ ] Pirate
  [ ] "Me too" er             [ ] Pervert     [ ] Geek
  [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd        [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak       [ ] Scientologist
  [ ] Scammer                 [ ] Dumbass     [ ] Pre-teen
  [ ] Hooker                  [ ] Pimp        [ ] Moron

 You Are Being Flamed Because:
  [ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [X] You started an off-topic thread
  [X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
  [ ] You crossposted your blatantly obvious troll to SIXTY newsgroups
  [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
  [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [ ] You suck
  [X] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
  [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed IT WORKS
  [ ] You posted asking for/selling phone sex lines
  [X] I think you might be a fed
  [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
  [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
      worthless that you are being flamed anyway

 To Repent, You Must:

  [ ] Give up your Internet access
  [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
  [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [ ] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Read the FAQ
  [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [X] Go see the therapist you fired three months ago

 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] Blow me
  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
  [ ] You obviously have a very small penis (if any)
  [ ] Go to hell
  [X] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
  [ ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
  [ ] All of the above