Re: Sports Illustrated?

[joko@crl.com (Joe Kohn)]

 >I heard that Joe Kohn bought them out and now they use AppleWorks GS
 >to publish their magazine.
 
Actually, Shareware Solutions II is currently negotiating a leveraged
buy-out of Apple Computer Inc. After the sale is concluded, the first thing
we intend to do is kill off the Macintosh and PowerPC, and restore the
Apple II to its rightful place as the King Of Computers.
 
John Sculley has applied for a position in the new organization, henceforth
to be known as Shareware Solutions Intergalatic, and has actually been
hired. Due to his proven leadership skills and business acumen, he will
become the supervisor of the mail room.
 
Shareware Solutions Intergalatic does not intend to stop with this
acquisition. Not at all. By 1997, we will have concluded our purchase of
Microsoft. To that end, GS/OS is being ported to work on 386, 486, Pentium
and P6 machines, and when testing is completed, it will be released as
"Windows 97."
 
Bill Gates has already agreed to become the Shareware Solutions
Intergalatic 'poster boy' and as part of our advertising campaign, he will
soon be announcing that all of Microsoft's internal computing functions
will be handled by Apple IIe computers and AppleWorks 5.
 
Yes, yes. Shareware Solutions Intergalatic has some great things in store
for the Apple II.
 
Joe Kohn