Re: NoiseTracker v 1.2!?

[irsman@iastate.edu (Ian Schmidt)]

In article <CC9ttx.Dv1@well.sf.ca.us> joko@well.sf.ca.us (Joe Kohn) writes:

>I couldn;t tell you, but I finally got to see the Dr Tom write up in the
>Passport House Newsletter. According to that article, Dr Tom has "been
>involved in the field of sound engineering and design for 25 years, studying
>psychoacoustics, physioacoustics, geometricacoustics and the harmonics and
>'inductive uplifts of universal sounds', the 'hu, om and avm'".
>
>The article goes on to say that Dr Tom has mastered the fine arts of
>"digital audio transmutation" and "contripetal convolution" processing.
>
>Or, as a great philosopher once said...."To those who know, no explanation
>is necessary. To those who don't know, no explanation is possible."

Or, with credit to Josh Thompson:

"Dr. Tom utilizes a stationary neutrino source injecting 1.21 gigawatts at
88 mph into a clitorically-oriented sound-data wavefront stream, which
interacts with the DOC causing 3D sound to be possible."

(Note: if you think the above statement (or anything Dr. Tom's written on the
subject for that matter) makes sense, seek professional help immediately!).





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