Re: Dr. Tom Vacation Exclusive!!!!!!!!

[quantum_cat@my-deja.com]

Day 4 - 5 ...continued..

Unfortunately, in my efforts to escape, I underestimated the time
it would take the bus to get to LJ's..  I soiled myself
repeatedly (although I'm used to that), and emerged from the
luggage compartment hungry and thirsty.  But the REAL tragedy is
the fact that my crack pipe was broken in the trip.  I weep
uncontrollably.

Gathering my wits... or wit.... Or at least half of it, I went to
the nearest fancy restaurant, ignoring the screams of passerby
and feasted on steak and lobster and baked potatos. It's AMAZING
what these places throw away!  Crawling out of the dumpster, I
make my way to LJ's home...

Only to find that Rubywand's recovery was quicker than I though,
and he'd warned LJ and told him awful lies about me!


Fortunately, I was between the front door and his car, when he
emerged carrying a suitcase for his getaway.  He turned white,
and retreated through his door. However, as I advanced on him, he
commanded his miniature dachshund to attack me!

The weinie dog snarled, and lept for my crotch.  He sunk his
teeth in my groin! Fortunately for me, there is nothing there to
be harmed, but the darn thing would NOT let go, no matter how
much I beat on it, and tugged and pulled.  I'll admit, that was
sort of a pleasurable experience!

While I was occupied with the weinie ... dog..., LJ had returned
carrying bricks which he proceeded to throw at me.  I retreated,
still dangling the pooch from my groin.  I vowed to return, and
slunk away to plan my revenge.

Getting envious looks from odd body piercing weirdo's, and
whistles from some very nice boys who thought I was very well
hung, I began to circle downwind of LJ's to avoid detection.

Suddenly, he makes a break for it, catching me unawares!  I find
a bike in the public domain, and give chase.  He heads for the
Lake!  Perhaps he knows of my fear of water, and bathing!

He quickly outpaces me in his vehicle, and I lose him at his
driveway.  Foiled again!

It has been a long day, and I'm tired.  I take comfort in the
fact that I still have LJ's dog (who is really quite attached to
me, and vise versa), and the knowledge that everyone on csa2
loves me.

I find my way to a nearby bridge where I intend to shelter for
the night, but find it already occupied by 6 or 7 tramps.  I
offer to share, but after a long session of projectile vomitting,
they flee and leave the bridge and all their possessions to me.

To be continued...


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