Wanted: Apple Intercourse

[Mike <moose@rocknet.net.au>]

Apple Intercourse was a program that ran on an Apple ][ and rammed the
disk drive heads back and forth - more quickly as time went on - in
order to make it sound like the Apple was having sex.  As the grunting
rose in frequency, and rose to a crescendo, beeping came out of the
speaker.

It really was hilarious - in a wierd sort of way.

It caused hideous grunting noises to come out of your Apple disk drive
and was probably not the best thing to run on your Apple ][.  At least
it didn't smoke at the end !!  ;)

Anyway, does anybody have it ?

Can somebody send me a floppy disk or disk image of it ?

If so, I will record the sounds on my PC, MP3 them, and upload the MP3
to Asimov so that others can hear what this crazy (but amazing) program
sounds like.

Mike O'Malley