Touch� gentlemen. Well done. I think I laughed all afternoon. >> Wouldn't you rather see a Spanish translation? >> Frankly, I must say that these days I'm doing well to order lunch at Taco Bell. And that's by number. >> Or you could just man up and learn French. ;-) >> >> Now that you've got a motivation. :-) Great idea, but I'll need to check with my wife first. Hugh <grin> Hood