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Re: RFC: Evil Plot Against Dr. Tom!



irsman@iag.net (Ian Schmidt) wrote:

>We already have an official winner.  Stroker Ace Technologies, using =
NeXT(R)
>WebObjects(TM) technology, has created a Turley Conspiracy Maker.  See =
for
>yourself at:

The code needs work. Look at this:

=3D=3D=3D=3D

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Auri and I had
spent an day of shagging at my house , and boy was I tired.
We must've been touching for hours.=20

When I finally got back to Dijon, France , something was terribly
wrong! The dastardly Burger Bill had been there, and not
only that, had been fondling my Duet card ! Not to mention my Wolf3D
GS , my NoiseTracker 4.0 , and my TurboRez .=20

I went over to my neighbor Joe Kohn 's apartment and we commiserated.
You see, I wasn't alone in my pirating . I took great
comfort. We shared a GNO/ME 2.1 before I went home.=20

=3D=3D=3D=3D

The Real Script (tm) would never have created this. Couple of points:

- Good does not shag with Evil ... that is to say, Dr. Tom with Auri
- The heavenly Doctor would never get back to France, that sounds like
  he had a residence there! We all know that France is infested with
  liars, thieves, pirates, murderers and programmers! Not to mention
  women with braided pussy-hair ... but that's another story.
- And lastly, the Reverend in his wisdom would never be ensnared to
  commiserate with Joe, no matter how great his grief. This kind
  of despair is far from him.

Turley might be a perl script .... but his 4D-spawning
psycho-influential Hyper-AI is certainly more sophisticated than this.

<smirk>
Soenke
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