Re: Flamestation Limited Edition

[guenter@student.uni-kl.de (Marvin)]

Henrik 'Ratte' Gudat (GUDATH@EZINFO.VMSMAIL.ETHZ.CH) wrote:

: > I have heard rumors that the Flamestation software is going to appear soon
: > in a 'Bill Gates' Edition. I have heard that it should have six
: > different modules:

: Actually, we doodz do not announce our wArEz in advanz. but from where do
: you know?

You have asked me where I have read about Flamestation - Limited Edition
(FSLE). After researching a long time in the latest Vaporware magazines, I
found a lot of reviews from various PC magazines and hard/software vendors.

"This program is a blast!"
                                               <Satiric Solutions II>

"FSLE is the least useful program since the introduction of Windows 95 !!!
 Get your copy immediately!"
                                               < PC- Magazine>

"Finally - a good reason to buy a Pentium!"
                                               <Dribble Magazine>

"These system crash VGA pictures look even better on my IIgs."

                                               <Computwist magazine>

"The first program that benefits from each Windows upgrade"

                                               <Outcider Magacine>

"Microsoft has considered to sell their computers in a bundle with FSLE. They
 expect the highest profits ever from this deal."
                                               <Barely Alive Magazine>

"We tested FSLE and it allowed us to flame the designers of virtually every
 bug in our hardware. Really a marvellous program."

                                               <Helltech Electronics>

"Yes, we sell FSLE. The price? If you have to ask, then you can't
 afford it."
                                               <Egoistic Systems>


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                                                    Marvin