Stroker Ace Technologies proud to announce its acquisition of Winternet!

[strokemaster@winternet.com (Stroker Ace)]

Stroker Ace Technologies is pleased to announce its acquisition of
Minnesota's leading Internet provider, Winternet! We were lucky enough
to have Kevin Mathison in check, and when it quickly became evident that
he didn't know the difference between UNIX and a man with no penis (see:
Michael Frankowski), we quickly moved in and took over.

Recently, the router lost its routing tables. This is because that bitch
Heather accidentally knocked out the power cord while I was hitting her
from behind while punching her in the back of the head.

Today the mail server was down while we used icicle to transfer large
quantities of Dutch pornography to our local disk. We just deleted the
mail that you all didn't get, cuz, I mean, you're all wack bitches with
no lives anyway.

Finally, we're planning on migrating our entire network to a mixture of
BeBoxes, Amigas, Avatars and Apple IIgs's. 

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Winternet, Inc., a division of Stroker Ace Technologies
For more info about Twin Cities area prostitution rings mail pimpz@mn.org