Re: Stroker Ace Technologies proud to announce its acquisition of Winternet!

[(JRider) an387191@anon.penet.fi]

On Fri, 12 Jul 1996 04:18:50 -0500, Chris Fuller
<cfuller@discovery.winternet.com> wrote:

-->Stroker Ace wrote:
-->> 
-->> Stroker Ace Technologies is pleased to announce its acquisition
of
-->> Minnesota's leading Internet provider, Winternet! We were lucky
enough
-->> to have Kevin Mathison in check, and when it quickly became
evident that
-->> he didn't know the difference between UNIX and a man with no
penis (see:
-->> Michael Frankowski), we quickly moved in and took over.
-->> 
-->> Recently, the router lost its routing tables. This is because
that bitch
-->> Heather accidentally knocked out the power cord while I was
hitting her
-->> from behind while punching her in the back of the head.
-->> 
-->> Today the mail server was down while we used icicle to transfer
large
-->> quantities of Dutch pornography to our local disk. We just
deleted the
-->> mail that you all didn't get, cuz, I mean, you're all wack
bitches with
-->> no lives anyway.
-->> 
-->> Finally, we're planning on migrating our entire network to a
mixture of
-->> BeBoxes, Amigas, Avatars and Apple IIgs's.
-->> 
-->> --
-->> Stroker Ace, Head Pimp     LIFE: Lover     HOME: stroker.mn.org
<- Linux!
-->> Winternet, Inc., a division of Stroker Ace Technologies
-->> For more info about Twin Cities area prostitution rings mail
pimpz@mn.org
-->
-->
-->We'll I'm glad to see it once again in the hands of competant,
-->responsible and moral people who care about their customer base.
-->Way to go guys!
-->
-->Chris

I hope that this guy is in charge of the entertainment at the renegade
wump.


JRider
Speeding since the apple ][
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