Re: PIZZAFEST '96 is back!

[aplworks@crl.com (Chet Gerhardt)]

Henrik 'Boris Grishenko' Gudat (GUDATH@EZINFO.VMSMAIL.ETHZ.CH) wrote:
: Basel (Switzerland), 4/1/96 -- Today, some remaining fat old guys from Bright
: Software announced PizzaFest 1996, the coolest Apple ][ event. Compared to
: PizzaFest, MacWorld Expo looks like a garden party and KansasFest like a
: one-man TV session.

: This year's P-Fest features more seminars, things to play with, long drinks and
: peanuts than any other P-Fest before. P-Fest is known for its introduction of
: entirely new, not so state-of-the-art technologies that turn computer industry
: upside down. For example, last year we've released Fast Eddie, the first and
: still only  fully functional IIGS-on-a-Mac *.

: PizzaFest 1996 will offer more mind-boggling attractions for hardcore Apple ][
: users. For example:

: - a crashing FlameStation prototype...the PUTZ! special edition.

: - Join Marc's power session, showing off the fastest IIGS. Experience next
: generation performance at 40Mhz!**

: - Between seminars, take a seat in the movie hall and have a look at "Total
: Recall". Schwarzenegger will show you in this interactive movie how to back up
: data, recover damaged disk catalogs and eliminate creatures that may make your
: systems less stable.

: - Shady launches an early alpha release of HotDoGS, a Java-compatible VT52
: terminal emulation software.

: - Be prepared for a live e-Kohnference with Joe's cat.

: - Cody will demo new client-server programming techniques. His
: soon-to-be-announced-don't-hold-your-breath products (tm) ship with flowcharts
: only, the actual programming is done by the end-users.

: ...and much more!

: If you want to join the revolution, put $500 in an envelope and drop it next to
: my door, ring three times, pause, ring twice, knock 5 times, then sneeze
: loudly. Go away.

: ----
: * requ. PowerMac, IIGS, video and audio cable (audio cable optional)
: ** expected lifetime, specs are subject to change with a smoking notice

: specifications are subject to change tomorrow with or without notice.

Sehr Gut Und Zehr Commelich--I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.....

Chet