The Return Of FlameStation

[joko@crl.com (Joe Kohn)]

Don't get mad; get FlameStation!

When last we encountered FlameStation GS, the ultimate Apple II Usenet
utility program, the program's author was still paying restitution to the
Swiss government for the explosion caused by a massive bug in FlameStation
v1.0 that wiped out half of Basel, Switzerland.

At this time, I'd like to inform all long-time readers of csa2 that special
fund raising efforts are currently underway in order to help the esteemed
FlameStation programmer pay off his debts for the devastation caused by
FlameStation running amuk. With your help and support, he can continue work
on FlameStation v1.1, as it is obviously still needed. In fact, it's needed
more today than ever before.

FlameStation is the last and best hope we have to end the petty bickering
on csa2. In fact, FlameStation does away with the need to flame at all.
Just click on the "incinerate" button, and all your enemies and foes will
simply disappear. Click on the "harmony" button, and peace will be restored
to csa2. What could be easier?

With FlameStation GS, you'll finally be able to remove your asbestos
undergarments once and for all. You'll be able to post facts and figures,
with no fear of recrimination. Best of all, with FlameStation to keep us
all in line, we can actually go back to discussing the Apple II. What a
novel concept?!

You can make your FlameStation pledges today, right this moment, by just
picking up your phone and dialing 1-800-NO-FLAMES. Multi-lingual operators
are standing by.

The Cold War may be over, but the peace keeping missions have barely just
begun. In fact, just today, the US Senate has voted to send Senator Exon to
csa2 as a needed and necessary peace keeper. Do you want him, or do you
want FlameStation? The choice is in your hands. Remember...operators are
standing by. Pledge early and pledge often.

Signed...The CSA2 Multinational Flame Commission