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Re: Micro$loth Windoze 95 Badges - how they should be



James Thiele (jet@eskimo.com) wrote:
> publicareauser@swarthmore.edu writes:
> >
> >> >> Actually, my 2K-processor (DEC Alpha), 300 GFLOP Cray T3D Massively
> >> >> Parallel Processing System with 128 GB of RAM that I've got humming in
> >> >> my basement garage has got you ALL beat.
> >
> >
> >Wanna bet?  You can't beat my ultimate supercomputer!!!  It has FIVE
> >BILLION symmetric multiprocessing 8 Mhz Motorola 68000 chips for the
> >ultimate in backwards compatibility while still retaining an extreme speed
> >advantage (although, admittedly, 1985 programs weren't designed
> >w/symmetric multiprocessing in mind).  Plus 500 gigabytes of RAM, a 40
> >terabyte hard-drive, and a 100 times CD-ROM for good measure (not that I
> >would bother with a mere 700 MB of storage per CD).

> All of us on non MS newsgroups are fucking tired of this thread.

> Please limit followups to relevant groups.

--

A 40 terabyte hard-drive. You poor soul. Right now, my floppy drives hold 
more than that. How do you cope with such limited hardware?

Lets start a collection to bring this poor individual into the land of 
real computers - with terabytes of RAM, exabytes of disc and all in a 
case no bigger than a supermarket tabloid.

:-) :-)