Re: Sports Illustrated?

[mportune@telerama.lm.com (Matt Portune)]

> Actually, Shareware Solutions II is currently negotiating a leveraged
> buy-out of Apple Computer Inc. After the sale is concluded, the first thing
> we intend to do is kill off the Macintosh and PowerPC, and restore the
> Apple II to its rightful place as the King Of Computers.
> John Sculley has applied for a position in the new organization, henceforth
> to be known as Shareware Solutions Intergalatic, and has actually been
> hired. Due to his proven leadership skills and business acumen, he will
> become the supervisor of the mail room.
> Shareware Solutions Intergalatic does not intend to stop with this
> acquisition. Not at all. By 1997, we will have concluded our purchase of
> Microsoft. To that end, GS/OS is being ported to work on 386, 486, Pentium
> and P6 machines, and when testing is completed, it will be released as
> "Windows 97."
> Bill Gates has already agreed to become the Shareware Solutions
> Intergalatic 'poster boy' and as part of our advertising campaign, he will
> soon be announcing that all of Microsoft's internal computing functions
> will be handled by Apple IIe computers and AppleWorks 5.
> Yes, yes. Shareware Solutions Intergalatic has some great things in store
> for the Apple II.

Joe, you're the coolest guy in the whole wide world.  Preach on, man.  
You almost made me cry with tears of joy.  :)
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