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Re: ENDLESS INCOME!
- Subject: Re: ENDLESS INCOME!
- From: joko@crl.com (Joe Kohn)
- Date: 18 Oct 1994 16:00:14 -0700
- Newsgroups: comp.sys.atari.st, comp.sys.apple2
- Organization: CRL Dialup Internet Access (415) 705-6060 [login: guest]
- References: <Cxvy0E.GtH@dfw.net>
- Xref: bga.com comp.sys.atari.st:18797 comp.sys.apple2:11983
LOSE MONEY FAST
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Are you tired of watching the Internet be spammed by bozos with get rich
quick schemes?
Well, so am I. That's why I invented the patented, yet tried and true
method to Lose Money Fast. If you follow these simple steps, you'll
quickly lose every cent you have, and you'll no longer be bothered by con
artists trying to take advantage of you...because you won't have anything
left to lose. You'll finally be free at last! This one step method is so
easy, anyone can do it. Right from the comfort of their own home. Just
follow these simple instructions:
Take all your current income tax information and burn it.
When the IRS comes knocking at your door, proclaim as loudly as you can,
"I DON'T HAVE TO PAY NO STEENKIN TAXES." Then, just sit back and wait.
Within 90 days, you'll never have another care in the world. No more bills
and no more bill collectors. No more con artists trying to part you from
your money.
And, best of all, you will find yourself living the life of luxury. You'll
get "3 hots and a cot" for many many years.
Just say no to money!
Just say no to scam artists.
Just say no to spam artists!
Just say YES to Lose Money Fast!