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Re: flame war tools
Ki Bon Riki (uftai@cc.memphis.edu) wrote:
: In article <1994Oct4.071733.27317@ifi.unizh.ch>, gudat@avalon.unizh.ch (gudat henrik) writes:
: >
: > For those who have not yet heard of SFSPG: it's a flaming tool with
: > different modes such as Rambo deluxe (for flaming all subscribers of a
: > particular newsgroup), Ramba-Zamba (for flaming e v e r y o n e), and
: > many more.
: You might want to release a spec sheet with perhaps a short
: brief history of the various versions available. Also, do you have
: developer docs? While an end user might be satisfied with the
: standard pro gold edition, some of us would like to take it to its
: limits and flame the entire usenet hierarchy including clarinet! :)
There's a professional plug-in interface with C and C++ glues.
Maybe you remember that we have introduced a prerelase of FS light in
December 92. During our beta-tests, the algorithm DID work and destroyed
several buildings as well as all ofour backups.
: Any cross-newsgroup flame development modes or multi-group
: flaming modes? Planning to port it over to any other operating
Yo man, this are the basic functions. I thought I need not mentione them.
Basically, FS frees you from operating your flame BBS 24h a day. It
keeps track of all incoming mails and scans all newsgroups. If your ID
or any other person-related information appears in the mail/article, FS
chooses one of 10,000 standard flames. There's also a IRC scanning
utility for mixing up the nicknames - a very valuable tool since nobody
knows who did say what.
: environments? Also, what is the availability like? What kind of
We hope to release a beta-version around Christmas.
: support do you offer? 1-800-FLAME-ME? Also, are you planning to
What support? If you got a problem with SFSPGE, don't even THINK about
contacting us. We would flame you immediately. It's for your own
security that we do not offer any support.
: develop a flame recognizer unit for those times when you're not too
: sure if people are actually flaming you or not? Does it have a kibo
If you're not sure whether a flame is appropriate or not, there's a kids
mode in FS. All flames will be titled "MAKE.MONEY.FAST".
If the flame did not have the desired effect, just push the "Apologize"
button.
: mode? Would Addison Wesley be publishing your technical docs or do
: you have it on ftp? Also, does it have an indexing system so that you
: can check up on your past flames as well as keeping track of the
: current ones?
Addison Wesley doesn't exist anymore. We have test-flamed their HQ
recently.
Heh, we have smoked their ZyXELS within seconds.
: In other words, yes, I'm interested. Please reply asap, I'm
: involved in various flame wars right now, and this would come in very
: handy. I also hope you have a zero down time service plan as I can't
: afford to fall behind.
JFYI, FS has a very bandwidth-friendly flaming mechanism by combining
several flame wars into a single battle. FS calculates an average flame
reply by using a look-up dictionary and subject-independent expressions
such as *#^$ #)%$(@ ))%(#@@@ )%$_.
I hope that helps.
henrik
Flame Tools Int., Inc.
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Synergetix / F. Hoffmann-La Roche, Ltd.
Windoze/LowerMac / Pharma Research Clinical Informatics
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