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Re: Grandson of Flame-O-Rama



In article <2q6bs8$3sn@blackice.winternet.mpls.mn.us> rwifall@NMSU.edu (Richard Wifall) writes:

>[Stuff about transistors nuked.  This guy wouldn't know a transistor
>if someone showed him one and said "This is a transistor"]

[danger, electronics geek joke follows, don't bother replying if you don't
understand it ;)]

We could teach him.  I'd suggest connecting his crotch to the emitter lead of
the horizontal output transistor in any nice big monitor (oh, and of course
connect the chassis ground to his hands).

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Ian Schmidt / irsman@iastate.edu / irsman@cs.iastate.edu
"The look in your eyes as you head for the door is a cold fire" - Neil Peart