Great New Movie

[joko@well.sf.ca.us (Joe Kohn)]

Coming soon...the blockbuster movie of the year...

                      'THE COMPUTER DE-EVOLUTION'

- Watch in horror as computer nerds suffer from phosphor burn.
- Watch women as they try to compete against mindless machines, and lose.
- See 25 year olds who have never been on a date.
- See CompuKids get punished by having to play outside in the sunshine.
- See joystick jockies try to talk to a female for the first time ever.
- Find out what happens when teenage nerds learn that computers are not
  reality. The horror, the horror.
- See nerds come from behind their keyboards, and learn that there is
  more to life than computers. And, then go back to their computers.
- Watch computer junkies as they try to get a life, and fail miserably.
- Learn about nerds who mistake email for real life interaction.
- Watch in horror when the phone system grinds to a halt, and CompuNerds
  don't know what to do with their time.
- See computer whizzes who never read a newspaper, and mistake Serbia for
  CyberSpace.
- Learn about computer programmers who think a good meal is pizza and Jolt.
- See master computer programmers fail Social Studies 101.
- See High School seniors attending the Prom, and standing in the corner
  discussing AT commands and Init strings.
- Learn about the cult that worships the Super Mario Brothers.
- See accomplished musicians who don't know how to play an instrument.
- See computer artists who think Picasso was a palette.
- Learn why women avoid men with modems.
- See children insult everyone, and think they are k-e-w-l.
- Learn CompuSpeak, a new language with absolutely no rules of grammar.
- See accomplished hackers who think the word software is spelled with a z.
- See armies of the future battling flame wars.

Coming soon to a movie theater near you. The movie that Apple and IBM tried
to suppress.

                     'THE COMPUTER DE-EVOLUTION'

Starring Arnold Schwartzenegger playing the role of Joe Kohn.
Co-Starring Sylvestor Stallone as Henrik Gudat.
And, Harold Ramis as everyone's favorite nerd.

NOTE: A special 4 minute computer animation will be available by FTP for
those who don't know where their local movie theater is.