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Re: Semi OT: Amish Virus





Killy wrote:
In article <wySdnbVJ_-VbXGWjXTWJig@comcast.com>,
 "Bill Garber" <willy46pa@comcast.net> wrote:


This is one that can infiltrate even the oldest of home
computers...Not even our beloved Apple II systems are safe from this
one...  I wonder if I should alert Grisoft about this, so they can
defend against it in their next AVG update?  :p

Amish Computer Virus

Warning.....You have just received the Amish Computer Virus.
Because we don't use electricity, we don't have any computers
or programming experience, so this virus works on the Honor
system. Please delete all the files from your hard drive, and then
manually forward this Virus to everyone on your mailing list.
Thank you for your cooperation and.....may God bless you,
you English heathens.

Ye understand the situation not. Delete I my files the hard drive
from, shall I be able to send the virus on, not. ;-)


I should have gone ahead and edited the post after I copied it from
alt.fan.dragons...  Had I been paying better attention, the instructions
would have said to Manually forward it _and then_ delete all your files.
:p

Go there, ye.


How much time have you spent among the Amish, Bill? Having lived around them for 50 plus years, I've got to tell you, it's a very poor attempt at mocking their speaking of the English language.

Killy

Why not mock their archaic form of Deutsch?

Roy




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