Re: Semi OT: Amish Virus

[Killy <Kiljoy@nopam.net>]

In article <wySdnbVJ_-VbXGWjXTWJig@comcast.com>,
 "Bill Garber" <willy46pa@comcast.net> wrote:

> > >> This is one that can infiltrate even the oldest of home
> > >> computers...Not even our beloved Apple II systems are safe from this
> > >> one...  I wonder if I should alert Grisoft about this, so they can
> > >> defend against it in their next AVG update?  :p
> > >>
> > >> Amish Computer Virus
> > >>
> > >> Warning.....You have just received the Amish Computer Virus.
> > >> Because we don't use electricity, we don't have any computers
> > >> or programming experience, so this virus works on the Honor
> > >> system. Please delete all the files from your hard drive, and then
> > >> manually forward this Virus to everyone on your mailing list.
> > >> Thank you for your cooperation and.....may God bless you,
> > >> you English heathens.
> > >
> > > Ye understand the situation not. Delete I my files the hard drive
> > > from, shall I be able to send the virus on, not. ;-)
> > >
> >
> > I should have gone ahead and edited the post after I copied it from
> > alt.fan.dragons...  Had I been paying better attention, the instructions
> > would have said to Manually forward it _and then_ delete all your files.
> > :p
> 
> Go there, ye.

How much time have you spent among the Amish, Bill? Having lived around 
them for 50 plus years, I've got to tell you, it's a very poor attempt 
at mocking their speaking of the English language.

Killy