Re: PACMAN for the GS

[Charles Turley <gbmaidsf@wco.com>]

Cris <belgo@winternet.com> wrote:

:       One final thing: Having been on CSA2 for over a year now, I note
: the differences in how you Joe and Mr. Turley handle your support of 
the
: Apple II.  It's nice to even have people suporting the Apple II, 
through
: SSII and through other things that the both of you try and do for the 
A2
: community.  It'd be a shame that the both of you have to be at each
: other's throat.  Unfortuantely, if you go to court, someone will lose,
: and I'm sure that person will not be happy about it, and we could lost 
a
: valuable memeber of the community because of it.

I am compelled to show you, at the insistence that Kohn and Turley are
equally valuable to the IIGS community, the following Top 10 List...

TOP 10 REASONS DR. TOM IS MORE VALUABLE THAN JOE KOHN

10) Joe Kohn doesn't tell you a new GS is coming this fall
9) Joe Kohn can only be heard in 3 dimensions
8) Two words: Lysergic Acid.
7) Death Ray Satellites
6) Who needs Shareware Solutions when we've got NoiseTracker?
5) Did I mention there's a new GS this fall?
4) Shareware Solutions can only be seen in 3 dimensions.
3) VIRTUAL (VERTUAL) VAMPS AUDIO PERCEPTION ON YOUR IIGS
2) GS Ethernet card.. er.. GS Web Browser... er.. ahh, forget it
1) Dr. Tom has a PhD in sector editing!

Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience.


(I - Dr. Tom reply:)  

Thanks Cris, I'm sure your old code partner -> Dagen would be very proud 
of your efforts, as so tasefully and skillfully noted above. You are 
correct sir in all of your observations with the exception of two items. 
Allow me to make the two corrections!  (8) I don't do ACID any more. 
Just menthol cigarettes and Kona Coffee, and in modiration, at that!
(1) I hold a Ph.D. in Magnetobiology.  I only have a B.S. in Sector 
Editing. And, I'm retired now from both!

This post belongs on David Letterman!  I'm going to his show here in SF.
I'll see if I can get him to let me read this on the Air.  That should 
be great PR for Winternet.com and all others involved!  

I've also decided to release a freeware HS super-stack, which I hope to 
be able to present on the David Letterman (to air here in the bay area 
soon), in the 'Stupid Human Tricks' section of his show.  It's an 
amazing stack, in that it will contain my entire collection of email and 
audio recordings from all tel-cons with Joe, over the past few years.

It's title is: 'Your Average Joe - Let the Truth Be Known' - look for it 
to be released to the public on all the major A2 ftp sites and as a 
special featured archive in GS WorldView, soon after it's presentation 
on the David Letterman show, from my very own personal IIGS!

Cheers! 

Charles T. 'Dr. Tom' Turley