Re: For SSII Subscribers

[joko@well.sf.ca.us (Joe Kohn)]

To assist in delivering your home made hydrogen bomb to its target with
accuracy, please be aware that Bright Software is designing a special new
updated version of Flame Station that will absolutely positively guarantee
that any home made 20 megaton hydrogen bomb can be packet radio controlled
by an Apple IIgs, and delivered to it's target, whether that's in New
York, New Delhi or New Braska.

Available at the special Such A Deal rate of only 2 million dollars,
FlameStation will be shipped with a special satellite (some assembly
required) that can be placed into orbit using any home made Energia heavy
launch vehicle. If you don't already have your own Energia, special
Shareware Solutions II Energia construction kits are currently available,
at a deep discount, of course.

FlameStation v.H will require a IIgs with only 22 megabytes of RAM. Since
Apple had not planned to offer 22 megabytes in a IIgs until the ROM16 is
released in 2029, you'll have to settle for using an Intel designed 686
(Sextian) version of FlameStation. Unless, of course, you order the
special Such A Deal Apple IIgs ROM16 construction kit.

Complete instructions will be included to help you build your very own
Sextian or ROM16 Energia hydrogen bomb delivery system. Any 8 year old can
follow the easy to understand Shareware Solutions II instructions, and
within hours, can be happily blowing up any country they desire. Why play
with fireworks when you can play with fire?

Oh...this special offer is only valid for subscribers of Shareware
Solutions II who live in Montana, Mongolia, Mogadishu and Marin County,
California.