Re: For SSII Subscribers

[joko@well.sf.ca.us (Joe Kohn)]

>> I guess the prices you mention are for those who don't want to assemble
>> their own?

Such A Deal

In an effort to bolster a sagging economy, the Russian government is
currently selling 10 and 20 megaton hydrogen bombs for only 2 trillion
rubles. But, in a flurry of early morning telephone calls placed to Boris
Yeltsin, a special Such A Deal offer is being made to subscribers of
Shareware Solutions II. This offer, however, is only available to
subscribers who are also nuclear scientists. If you have the know-how to
construct a nuclear device from scratch, you can pick up one of these
special Such A Deal hydrogen bomb construction kits for only 1.8 trillion
rubles.

Instructions are not included.

To take advantage of this special Such A Deal offer, simply contact the
Kremlin and identify yourself as a subscriber to SSII. Air Mail Special
delivery by ICBM is slightly extra.

If this special Such A Deal proves to be successful, SSII will be offering
both Ukranian nuclear submarine construction kits and Chernobyl nuclear
power plant construction kits in an upcoming issue. Such A Deal!

Be the first on your block to have the capability to blow up Cupertino,
California.

Hurry, special offer ends soon.

This offer is null and void in countries and localities that have not
signed the nuclear non-proliferation pact, including North Korea,
Lichtenstein, Argentina, Antarctica and New Jersey.