Re: The Turley A2 Chronicles - Vol. 2

[mikey@endless.com (Endless Mike)]

In article <534ur9$5t5@news.wco.com>,
   "Charles T. Turley" <cturley@wco.com> wrote:

>Oh no!  The TRUTH is out!  Now everybody knows my deepest secret.  I am 
>toothless!

And brainless.

>Now isn't that an amazing fact to reveal to the Apple II community - via 
>this newsgroup, certainly relavent to the needs and the quest for useful 
>computer knowledge of the Apple II community.  And, from a man that 
>claims to not even know me, no less.  Few of my closest friends even 
>realize that I'm toothless!

And brainless.

>Gee, I guess now that SSII have revealed this most personal fact about 
>me, the next SSII revelation about me - might even outline how many 
>packs of cigarettes per day I smoke.  Well, let me give this destructive 
>personal info to everybody in advance of any SSII scoop of the day!

Yay. If you can still breathe, you aren't smoking nearly enough. I'll chip in 
a few cartons for you for the good of humanity.

>I smoke between 2 and 3 packs of cigarettes per day - NOW!  So, now you 
>know. BTW, I -DO NOT- have a crack cocaine habit. I did have a crack 
>cocaine habit/addiction 4 years ago for a few months.  But, that was 
>four years ago.  Haven't touched the stuff for the past four years now.

Still in denial, eh? 

>Oh, yes, and here's some other astounding facts about me also.  I don't 
>wear underwear.

Thank you for sharing. You probably don't wipe after taking a crap either.

>I also drive a Yellow 1972 Ford Pinto, with a rusty body and a 
>failing transmission.  

Why is this not a surprise.....

>I have a pet lovebird named Barny, a pet cat named Gus and another named 
>Gizmo. My dog's name is Buddy.

Who you're dating is irrelevant.

>My unlisted voice Tel. number is (415) 468-1609 and has no answering machine 
>or call screening system with it.  

*EVIL GRIN*

>I weight 220 Lbs. I'm 6 Feet tall.  I'll be 
>51 years old on the 23rd of this month.  My favorite color is blue.  My 
>favorite music group is INKA INKA. 

I would have figured you for an Abba type. hmmmm.

>The persons whom I pity more than any others within the Apple II 
>community for their paranoid ignorance and self-destructive natures are; 
>Joe Kohn, Harold Hislop, Nathan Mates, Richard Bennett and Auri Man 
>(with all of his many scitzoid AKA's and complusive Internet hacking 
>habits).  

You left me out....how rude!

>Next, does anybody care to take a guess on the facts and contents of 
>Vol.3?

Sure, probably a chronological listing of you child molestation convictions.

PUTZ!!

Endless Mike
Callin 'em like he sees 'em